xcuse2party

Wednesday October 14
Poetry Jam Off
Freestylin' Battlenight to commemorate the birthdays of poetry legend e. e. commings and perfume purveyor Usher
• bring your original poetry, R&B, and rap lyrics
• bring your tracks to take your backs
• be ready to face off and hand off
• if you ain't got no rhyme, you won't make no time
• be Freestyling Courvoisier and have something to say
• be smokin' and tokin', no jokin'
• guys be jailin' with no shirts and chains
• girls be dressin' ho — to see how far the ho'iest can go
• yo, this x2p b4 whities who playin',
not4 bruthas'n'sistas who know what they sayin'

xcuse by poetess

This Week's Releases
GuyGrub Guy Videos

Toast Zapper
Kiddies, don't try it at home — even with lotsa fire insurance. Instead, go to your friend’s house, the one whose Mom is always passed out on the couch with a bottle of vodka. Then zap away!

drinks2drink

hurricane

Hurricane Noni
This gulf coast twister is
dedicated to Noni the Intern.
It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane.
So get ready for a Big Blow.

GuyGrub Recipes

pretzel

Oktoberfest Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard, crunchen in seine mouthen
and chasen with sechs beer,
which means six beer, and
has no sexual connotations whatsoever, unless you are
a prevert.

Pre's Weekend PreView

Friday October 16

Bosses Day
Love the boss. Hate the boss. It's all part of a day's work. This is not actually a real party as much as it is a happening. And most of it should happen to the boss.

Saturday October 17

Get eXtreme. Get Evel.
Get inspired by the b'day of motorcycle daredevil, Evel Knievel and the X-Game athletes who were inspired by him. Then create your own eXtreme Party Challenge.

Patton Lee Beaugus
Morning-After Remedies

pilot

pilot

Toughing It Out
This is what most people would consider a last resort, while at the same time, it is the method most employeed especially by party-traineees.

We believe that the only time to tough it out is when you have no choice.

However, when you have no choice, the key to a successful tough-out is whining and complaining about toughing it out.

Like what's the point if nobody knows how much pain you're in?

tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party

Thursday October 13
Canadian Thanksgiving
Second Thorsday in October. This is day when us realfcking, red-blooded, love-it-or leave-it, stay-the-course, Limbaugh-loving, Bush-supporting, Move-On Org hating Americans give thanks that we are not mayo-sucking Canucks.
• Dress American
• Think American
• Drink American
• Offload in the American Way
Oldschool Tunes :"Born In The USA", "Proud To Be An American", and South Park's "Blame Canada"
Boycott: Boycott anything by Mike Meyers, Pammy Sue, Kiefer Sutherland, Celine Dion, Jim Carrey, Cirque du Soleil and/or Leslie Neilson
Midnight Moment: play Shania Twain's "Oh, Canada" and make obscene comments, or look south, drop trou, and moon our neighbors to the north.

xcuse by Mott

All thru October
Oktoberfest

A month of beer beer beer? Ja wohl. And you are already behind the Germans! Yawohl!
The real Oktoberfest in Munich officially started already. It started pouring on the third Saturday in September and will end on Friday night, October 30 at 10.30 pm precisely. But basically you can start Octoberfest now and keep hoisting until Halloween.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier! Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Dress-Up: Traditional German garb like leiderhosen, drindle dresses, SS uniforms, whips, and leather cavalry boots, etc.
German Grub: Brats, und Wiener Schnitzel, und German Potato Salad, und pretzels und sauerkraut
Oktoberfest Up Your Music Mix: Sneak in polka numbers until you get death threats, then as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time music.

xcuse by Horst