dedicated to the former President
Dirty Dick

1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz Jim Beam
Splash Kahlua
1/2 oz Root Beer Schnapps

Pour over ice into a conservative old-fashioned glass.

Stir with your member.

Raise a toast while saying the Dirty Dick Mantra "I am not a crook."

Deep throat that Dirty Dick like a good Nixonian.

Admit that even a Dirty Dick like Nixon was better than the dumbdick that sits in the Oval Office now.