dedicated to our warm, cuddley Veep
Evil Dick
1 oz Black Jack Daniels
1 oz Jim Beam
1 oz Jose Cuervo

Every time you do an Evil Dick, toast with a Dick quote.

"Direct threats require decisive action". But that's not why I shot him.

"We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."

"I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- on the Iraq War, June 20, 2005

"Go f*ck yourself." --to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an warm exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Cheney's alma mater, Halliburton, June 25, 2004

"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better."