preserve your high
Formaldehyde
• shot of Mezcal
• fresh lime
• short glass of Carta Blanca cerveza (beer)

To prepare this experimental medicinal preservative, anesthesiologist pours Mezcal into shot glass. Then appropriately clad nurse (rollover skeleton) gently squeezes in 10 cc of lime. Patient who is not afraid of experimental medical procedures shoots it down. Then follows with short beer chaser. When patient can no longer feel body parts, treatment is considered successful.

Bet On It: Tequila and mescal are not the same.
Although tequila is a type of mescal, mescal is not tequila.

Medical Note: La Penca Mezcal shown here has two Agave grubs (worms), rather than the traditional one.

Toast: Lord Preserve Us!