makes enuf for a herd of pachyderms
Jungle Juice Punch
Jungle Juice is an incredibly potent way to eliminate brain cells, and this recipe will make up to 20 gallons which is enuf to kill a herd of elephants. Use dry ice to keep it cold and stirred up.

1 L Everclear® alcohol
5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka
1 bottle peach schnapps
1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum
1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps
10 L Sprite® soda
1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice
1 L triple sec
1.75 L bottle gin
1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
8 L Hawaiian Punch®
2 containers orange juice concentrate
fruit (as much as you wanna toss in)

Put trash bags into a large container not quite as big as a dumpster
Allow the fruit to soak in all the alcohol for about 4 - 12 hours.
Add all the juice and let sit overnight. Serve the next day.
Hold funerals in the elephant burial ground the day after