when you won't back down
Kick My Ass, Bitch!
• 1.5 oz light rum
• 1.5 oz dark rum

Slop rum into separate shot glasses
Make sure you spill some on the bar to how much you don't givasht
Take both shooters into your mitts
Shoot the light with your left
Immediately down the dark with your right with the speed of a young Ali.
Make a loud guy noise that demonstrates your virilty.
Challenge the offending babe to go outside and settle this once and for all.

Of course, when you do get your ass kicked, you can't go back inside, but hell, any party where women like that hang out just ain't your kinda gig anyway.