getting lei'd the hard way
KAMA SUTRA OF LEI: Part 3

Warning: Amateurs should not attempt this Lei until you have mastered the Missionary Position, the Extremely Wet Lei, and the infamous
Backdoor Lei with an "Oooo, yeah!"
• 1can of sliced pineapple
• 3 tsp sugar
• 1 oz lime juice
• 6 oz BACARDI Carta Blanca
• 1 cup crushed ice
• 12 oz Pineapple Juice

In a blender mix ingredients for 17.4 seconds. 
Pour thru funnel directly into the mouths of the Lei Mo's waiting to get lei'd the hard way.

After you have experimented with a few different recipes, you might want to expand your horizons by finding someone else to Lei.