Juicy Bubbly
Mimosa

Half Orange Juice
Half Champagne

Wake up slowly so as to remember who you are and how you arrived in your currrent condition. After your manditory bathroom visit, rush to the fridge using walls as directional bumbers.

Pour OJ into a large glass over a couple of ice cubes.

Fill with chilled champagne

Stir very gently

Pray that it is indeed Sunday morning, and a leisurely brunch is in your future — because this is dangerous way to start a Monday.