Bend Over And Get Your Temperture Taken
Naughty Nursey
with a big thick thermometer

2 oz Absolut® vodka
1 oz Licor 43® liqueur
root beer

Pour vodka and licor 43 over ice cubes in a highball glass, or an Erlenmeyer Flask

Stir with sterilyzed anal thermometer

Fill with with root beer (yeah, root beer!)

Serve with sterilyzed thermometer or a big fat straw

Toast: Bottoms Up

Repeat until your temperature reaches 100.