do not attempt this in theaters
Pee Wee Squirt

1 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
5 oz Squirt® citrus sodapop
Box of Kleenex®

Pour both ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice cubes.

Stir gently with an up and down and up and down and up and down motion.

Watch a dirty movie.

Use Kleenex as needed.