named after our favorite sneak thief
Shoplifter
• Jagermeister
• Flask from Tiffany's or Harry Winston that is worth as much as a new SUV

Pour Jager into a platinum flask that has your initials on it in red rubies.

Hide flask in your private areas next to your coke stash.

Take secret swigs in the dressing room, while you pile on three layers of dresses that in total cost less than your tongue-bling.