take it on a bearskin rug in front of the fire
Snow Snake

• 1 oz Coffee Liqueur
• 4 oz half-and-half (the kind that's almost like cream)
• Crushed Ice
• 1 oz Rye Whiskey
• 1 oz Tequila

Mix. Pour into long thin shooters.

Stand it on the bar.  

Have your companion go down on it before it melts.