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THE WALL STREET
1 ounce of Absente
2 ounces of Stoli Vanil
3⁄4 ounces of Carpano Vermouth

Put on a power tie.

Pour all your stock into a mover-and-shaker.

Shake until freezing cold.

Strain into martini glass.

Garnish by floating an orange slice

Untie your power tie and wear it as a kamakaze headband.

Toast: "Greed is good."