squeezably sensual
Whipplewanger
• 1 Grapefruit
• 1 Orange
• 1 Lemon
• 1 Lime
• 1 Kiwi
• 1 shot of Jose Quervo
• 1 roll of Charmin tissue

Slowly and tenderly squeeze the ripe Florida grapefruit into a blender. Then firmly squeeze that sweet California orange to show it who da boss. Yeah, baby, squeeze the lemon hard, really hard... and then pound the lime to pulp. If you feel ready, get out your kiwi and squeeze it tenderly or roughly, or whatever it takes. Blend on high until a frothy substance shoots out of the blender. Throw away blender contents and have a shot of Jose Quervo to calm your nerves after such a sqeezably sensual experience. Use the Charmin to clean up your mess.

If the recipe above doesn't do it for you, add a moist ripe peach, but be careful of premature quisinartation.