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Monday March 29 Love Goddess Festival Worship Ishtar. As the popular goddess of love and lust, Ishtar was the baby that made Babylon the baddest place in the bible after Sodom and Gemorrah. Ishtar did it a lot. With anybody and everybody — which made her perfect as the goddess of hookers and ho's of her time and in today's more enlightened world, presidential candidates like Newt Gingrich. Primary Commandment: Remember that she's the goddess and you're not Ladies Dress Code: Like a Babylonian Goddess Guys Dress Code: Like a worshipper or an Ancient Hero Drinks: Choose from a drink fit for a Ho Goddess, like Belly Shot, Fuzzy Navel, Lei Me, Nymph Pool, Strip And Go Naked, or anything fit for worship Music: One old nasty Ravi Shankar sitar tune is enough, then whatever the Goddesses command xcuse by SunOfABaitch		This Week's Releases GuyGrub Guy Videos Psychotic Utensils: Peek A smorgasbord of GuyGrubiness. The best cuts from my first 12 webisodes. I slice. I dice. I sauté mice. Well, I don’t really, but it rhymes, and in this “almost a music video” video, it's the art that matters, not the substance. And you can dance to it — unless ur white. drinks2drink Hurricane Noni This gulf coast twister is dedicated to Noni the Intern. It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane. So get ready for a Big Blow. GuyGrub Recipes Oktoberfest Pretzels Dippen Sie in das mustard, crunchen in seine mouthen and chasen with sechs beer, which means six beer, and has no sexual connotations whatsoever, unless you are a prevert.
	tomorrow's xcuse2party is a wild excuse to party Tuesday March 30 Bodypainting Party Vincent van Gogh's birthday is a pretty decent excuse for you to get out those body paints, let those creative juices moisten up, and get damfkcin artistic. Warning: Make sure you are using body paint and not the latex paint sitting in the closet. Remember, a woman is not a hallway, and should not be treated like one, especially if she'll let somebody like you play Van Gogh on her bod. Backup Plan: It may be that no real women of your acquantance will initially want to become a canvas for a drooling dauber like you, so you may need to hire a "ringer" Music: Uh, maybe "Starry Starry Night" or something from "Paint Your Wagon." Jeeze, that sucks. Give us some help here. Drink: Tequila Sunrise cause it's colorful? Must: Video Tape this event and send us a copy. If you do tape, either get a model release or display our DIY sign which we've told by our lawyers will have a 3.7% chance of keeping you from sharing a cell with the dude from "Girls Gone Wildass" xcuse by ArtsyFrtsy

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