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Who To Blame For What
On Our Crack Editorial Krewe
Publisher and Angel
UncleJoey@xcuse2party.com
"Just don't get me sued."
Editor-In-Chief/Creative Director
Yo@xcuse2party.com
"I know what guys want."
Not Getting Any Head Writer
Pre@xcuse2party.com
"My philosophy in life is more drink,
less clothes — the faster the better."
Food Editor
GuyGrubGuy@xcuse2party.com
"It's gotta be easy enuff for guys to make."
 WebMaster Yo |
 Pre The Prevert |
 Noni The Intern |
 GuyGrub Guy |
Freelance Staff
podCast Producer
podophile@xcuse2party.com
"Take 322"
Music Editor
JukeyDuke@xcuse2party.com
"Gimme the beat, boys. "
Intern On Probation
NONI@xcuse2party.com
"No, I don't want to know what photos of me you like best. "
Corporate Sales
LetsMakeADeal@xcuse2party.com
"If it doesn't meet your corporate standards,
I'm sure Yo and her krewe would be glad to take it out else or class it up.
Because I'm paid on commission and will do anything to do a deal "
Copy Puncher-Upper
girlYMAN@xcuse2party.com
"So, it's a little bit sick? So is a vaccination."
Research
CalendarDude@xcuse2party.com
"How about a date? ha-ha."
Art Super
DreamWetter@xcuse2party.com
"greek copy to come "
Logo Design and Color Consultant
Handfull@xcuse2party.com
"More is a waste."
Photo Research
LurkyBoy@xcuse2party.com
"Set the images free!"
Fashion Wonkette
Shoegirl@xcuse2party.com
"it's not important what I do here.
It's what I won't let Pre and Yo do to Noni."
Mixologist
LunchBlower@xcuse2party.com
"I invented Brain Drano. Try and beat that!"
Game Dude
ZoneFinder@xcuse2party.com
"It's not how you play the game.
It's how you get other people to take off their clothes"
Fetish Consultant
MadamPoopsy@xcuse2party.com
"To do my job, I've got to think out of the box.
At least until it's nice and slippery."
Good Intern
Yesgirl@xcuse2party.com
"How tight do you want that rolled?"
