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Pre's Wednesday Pre-view of this Weekend's Excuses To Party.
Beer! Beer! Und More Beer! Oktoberfest
Actually, the real German Oktoberfest in Munich officially started on the third Saturday in September and will end on Tuesday night, October 3 at 10.30 pm precisely. SO YOU ARE ALREADY BEHIND! Catch up immediately, if not sooner.
Key Worden: Bringen Sie bitte, ein glass bier! Wollen Sie schlaffen mit mir, liebchen? The first phrase will get you beer. The second will probably get you kicked in the knuts.
Oktoberfest Up Your Sounds : Sneak polka numbers into your PartyMix until you get death threats, then hit them with Rock Me Amadeues. When everyone is bombed enuff drop in as many beer drinking songs as you can you can take, and then go back to whatever you would have played if you didn't love making everyone nuts with old-time schlocky music.
xcuse by Horst
Pretzels Dippen Sie seine pretzels in das mustard, und chase with sechs biers. 
German Potato Salad Deutsche potatos uber alles. Heil Mayonnaise! Mit Sauerkraut for the adventurous.  Bavarian Barbarian
Brats Beat on these brats with a baseball bat and kick them with your shiney black boots.  Wiener
SchnitzelNot made with weiner dogs from die GuyGrub Guy's dachshund kennels. At least we hope not. |
Dress-UpFrauleins should wear traditional German garb like drindle dresses with thigh-high socks and no knickers. Menshen should don  leiderhosen, faggy little hats with feathers.
Or butchen it up in SS uniforms with little whips and black leather
cavalry boots.beer, beer and more beer!  (Hans und Rudolph prepare for their annual chugging contest. Put your euros on Rudolph who cheats by drinking light beer.) |
